Tavern Rules Fantasy Inn Poster

The house rules of a tavern far out at the edge of the map, which work just as well in a home bar, a game room or a kitchen. Beneath a round medallion with a wooden tankard, the innkeeper's official Tavern Rules are laid out in eight numbered lines with Roman numerals.

Among them: no dragons indoors, boots by the door with blades by the hearth, tip the bard or risk becoming a song, spells are not currency, invisible guests pay up front and last orders come at moonrise. The sign-off says the inn was founded in a distant realm, and the wording was written for this shop.

This funny tavern sign is printed on mottled, aged-looking parchment, framed by a double sepia border with little oxblood stars in the corners. It's an unframed matte poster in five sizes from 8x10 to 18x24 inches, and a good gift for gamers, hosts and anyone who has ever had to call last orders.